He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
trying to cheer your favourite person up
it was big.
"How do undead characters do ____ when they don’t have ____?"
this is what i imagine sports is
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
Deathigner - short film
..In which the children of the gods of Death attend reaper-school.
Look at this ADORABLE short film.
WATCH THIS. This is so fucking cute that I started to cry
god, this is so sweet. And I really loved how they had different death gods too, even more than the 3 we focused on. All the different cultural Deaths
That was the cutest ting EVER
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
one of the my professor’s initials are XD and she signs off all her emails with XD and everyone thinks she’s doing the laughing emoticon and some of my friends have replied back with it in their emails and everyone’s only just realized and she’s probably doesn’t even know what it means
My beautiful Golden Retriever Anzac.
My favourite breed of dog.